This year in review

Man. It's been a great year, hasn't it? This is, of course, the first year this blog has been on the web, and despite the fact I started in August, I think 5 months worth of blog posts is a lot of work. So let's see the games I've gone over and if there's anything memorable in that mess.

S4 League
HEY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BUY CLOTHING FIRST IN S4 LEAGUE TO MAKE YOUR CHARACTER LOOK COOL.

No More Heroes
ASS MISSLES

Oblivion
You cannot do ANYTHING in Oblivion in a short amount of time

Psychonauts
You can set random critters on fire!

Paper Mario
SHE'S A PROSTITUTE FOR GOD'S SAKE AND NOBODY CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE

Flash Games
Oh god, never again

Elite Beat Agents
So if you cock it up, they get screwed.

Burger King


Trauma Center 2
TC:2 sucks and didn't need to be made qq.

Scribblenauts
Alright it's a puzzle solving game but dammit I want to summon more GIANT ENEMY CRABS.

Oregon Trail
Oh, this takes me back to the days when I was lingering in nonexistance, or perhaps the year I spent in my mother's womb.

Brave Fencer Musashi
..Maybe his hometown isn't actually a beach resort with naked ladies serving martinis, because it doesn't seem like he minds it so much.

Aion
Nevermind the fact there's shit you have to kill in the air, god forbid one of NCsoft's pop-ups kick you out of the game while you're in the air, 'cause you're gonna die from not being able to get back in the goddamn game in time to land safely.

Ratchet: Deadlocked
"Man, I am besides myself, and BOY do I look good!"

Torchlight
She sets out to try and cleanse the Torchlight mines and to keep her breasts from popping out of her shirt.

WoW
I don't know if other MMOs will pick this up, but I can't help but wonder if WoW just signed its own death warrent.

Disagree with me? Well, go ahead and post whatever the hell you think should've been up here. I just put up my favorite lines. And that's the year in review, Merry Holidays everyone.

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