So I was playing Psychonauts again. By the way, it's a really great game. Did I mention how good it was? And there was a level where a detective was disguising himself by holding an item and talking about it. For instance:
"I am a road worker. This is my sign. Our backs are killing us. Look at that woman's breasts. They are large."
So I decided to dedicate today's post to making up various disguises and what one would say if they were using said disguise. So without further ado:
"I like to barbeque. This is my spatula. Do you like to barbeque? We should get together sometime and barbeque. Do you like my apron? It says "Kiss the cook". Do you have an apron? I'm sure it also says "Kiss the cook"."
"I am a doctor. You can trust me. Come here. Let me put my needle in you. I want to see your bodily fluids. Do you feel alright?"
"I am a gamer. How are you talking to me? I don't have a social life. I rarely interact with other people except to get more games. I wish I had a girlfriend."
"I am an expert watch repairman. I always know what time it is. I enjoy working on watches day in and day out. I am really old. Do you need to know the time? I can manipulate time but do not due to my sense of responsibility."
"I am an eccentric sock maker. I care greatly for the comfort of my feet. I can't stand not wearing socks. I use socks for all sorts of things. What color are your socks? Do you want a free pair of used socks?"
"I am a barber. Would you like a haircut? Let me shave your head. You'd look better without it. I keep my hair cut too. Are you sure you would not like a cut? You would look better with a hair cut."
"I am a milkman."
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OH SHI--
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My milk is delicious.
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